(Source: emptywordsisay, via the-white-lady)

(Source: darth-vader, via ironnman)

(Source: anigust)

• SquidInkTea: how did loki pee in that cell
• samonsterX: ...
• samonsterX: he
• samonsterX: magic'd it
• samonsterX: away
• samonsterX: and even worse
• samonsterX: he magic'd it to wherever fury was
• SquidInkTea: PFFF
• SquidInkTea: that is the best answer
• SquidInkTea: ah man, what if he sent it to coulson's locker, and peed all over his cards
• samonsterX: ... oh NO

kairukinidabi:

This joke is so overdone but I love it so much.

knowledgeiscake:

SO I FINALLY SAW THE AVENGERS.

AND IT WAS REALLY GOOD AND STUFF.

BUT THERE WAS ONE POINT.

WHEN COULSON WAS KILLED.

AND THE WHOLE THEATER WENT SILENT.

EXCEPT ONE LITTLE KID IN THE BACK.

“Mommy? He didn’t just die, did he?” 

“J.A.R.V.I.S call Fury we are not going to let another seventy-years go by this time.”

(via slutwing)

“Was any of it real? Was I ever really Robin?”

“Of course you were.”

Batman 633

(Source: gothambeat, via slutwing)

a-timelord-consultant:

#Fucking saw that coming and still hit PLAY

(Source: radiophile, via assgards)

(via -lazarus)